Wake up late and wander to the Whistling Teal for breakfast. Have an amazing coffee and club sandwich in a tented courtyard. Hire a tuktuk to Ahar to look at huge white monoliths erected in memory of great fathers and their wives. 5th generation cemator tells us how he prepares the bodies and the rituals of death. Also, how he and his parents must save to pay for the weddings of his two sisters and their dowries. Cab back to the old part of Udaipur and get a full body massage. Get hugged in my underwear by massage lady. Get a black velvet bindi put on my forehead. Eat toast and peanut butter, and drink chai on a rooftop overlooking Lake Pichola. Do shower yoga to wash hair in cold shower. Watch Diwali celebrations and fireworks from hotel rooftop. Stand on bed with pencil to throw at mouse I heard roaming around hotel room, trying to eat my chips.