Walk the streets looking for Canada friendly ATM - no luck. Visit the City Palace, and see the Lake Palace. Indian Maharanja’s have a lot of time and luxury on their hands. See the Jagdish Temple - over 500 years old. Burn feet on hot stone while looking around. Walk for another 2 hours around town and find a Canada friendly ATM. Praise the lord! ATM is out of money, of course. Have a nap and go back for money later. React to getting money like winning the lottery. Drink King Cobra beers and smoke strawberry and green apple hookahs. Experience my first rooftop squat toilet and try not to touch anything or pee on my feet. Drink 50 rupee Kingfisher’s in hotel room. Pass out.