Pay the man 20 rupees to mind your shoes while you visit temples. Wet taxi seats. The Red Fort is closed on a Monday - oh. ATM crisis - find one that takes a Canadian card. Kingfisher 1 litre beers on the patio. Rickshaw rides all over town. Dogs - not fixed. Cows - everywhere. Your heart tears a bit with the sight of the homeless begging with smiling babies on hips. ‘No, i don’t want a taxi’. ‘No, i don’t want to go shopping’. Delhi dirt. Delhi dizzy. Delhi busy.